Pirate Smiley

This is the place for Killer Smiley. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Introducing the terrifying yet sensitive "Pirate Smiley". He is available as a tee shirt and other items and looks especially cool and entirely fearsome on a black tee-shirt. The salty old Pirate Smiley is suitable for all occasions, however it is not recommended that you wear him to funerals or religious ceremonies except for rare Wicca occaisions. He is in need of a shave and has at least one battle scar. All are available as Tee-shirts, mugs and more. Just follow the link to the store (Click on him or the shirt).

As for me, I am far too peaceful to become a real pirate, but I make sure to wear my cool black Pirate Smiley teeshirt when I am windsurfing or kitesurfing. It's probably not quite the same as actually looting, raping and pillaging, but for me, it's the thought that counts. Every once in a while - when the sun is setting and I am windsurfing on the high seas with my swarthy evil black pirate smiley shirt... a hapless beachcomber will get a glimpse of it and then they just get out of my way without me having to shout at them.

When I'm not sailboarding on the high seas, I have to settle for my pirate smiley coffee mug - like most of the time in my office job. At least it reminds me of the warm days of summer on the waves with my parrot.